to add another case to his winning streak.
But a new judge whose nephew this lawyer had defeated
was appointed to his court for the week.
"The case is murder, that ought to be simple"
so the lawyer thought.
"Best way to make a man fell guilt,
is to make him fell distraguht."
He told the man," Commit your mistakes,
God is judging your facade".
But the Judge fined the lawyer $1000 for contempt,
saying "The only Judge here is me, and not the God."
Swallowing his pride he paid the fine,
and next day he went to the court
To hopefully win against a person
who killed animals for sport.
The man pleaded,"My wife would have left me
if I hadn't got her the fur."
Lawyer said" All women are stupid,
should've got a diamond for her."
Hearing this, all the women
present in the court erupted.
But before the commotion died,
the judge interupted.
"My wife loves fur too,
do you call her also stupid?"
"Buy each women here a diamond,
or I'll make your life insipid."
Then the case of a very
cunning person came
Who sold three people, each a house,
each the same.
"I showed them, these 3 pictures
of different sides of the house and they all agreed."
The lawyer fearing he might not win,
remained still and did not plead.
The judge asked the lawyer
"Will you say anything or just go with the flow?"
The lawyer took a $100 bill from the accused
and said,"Your Honour,please let him go."
The man went happily
but the judge caught the lawyer like a mouse
Looking at the pictures he said,
"Dammit, you supported a crook, this is my house".
The losses and humiliation of the lawyer,
by the media, were publicly criticized
And his wife left him, after telling him
that he should be chastised.
Now broke and with three losses in his career
the lawyer gave it a thought.
I must win the next case or
I'll be left to rot.
The next case was of a wealthy divorce victim
who although wedded new
Was caught by her wife sending cards written
"I still love you".
"I got a card by mail on Valentines' Day
with nothing written except 'Guess Who'
"So I sent a card to all my girlfriends,
who the real sender was I never knew."
The lawyer won this time to the Judge's surprise
and all praised him by the yard
The judge asked in the parking lot,
"I wonder who really sent him the card?"
The lawyer smiled and replied,"I desperately wanted to win,
I sent those cards to everyone in the city"
The judge said,"Oh so it was after reading YOUR card
that my wife left me, questioning my intergrity"
Now the lawyer lost his job and
was left with no money
So he started giving advice on how not to screw up
and opened his own company.
And thus a consultant was born,
they are the people who
Take our money, to tell us not what can be done
but what not to do.
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